I was shopping at Barnes and Noble for Jonah's birthday when I came upon this "Barnes and Noble Exclusive" book... it was in the "youth" section. Ages 8 and up and 3rd grade level. Perfect! Jonah is a Star Wars junkie. He of course starts reading it right away and wants to take it to school to read it during free time. I don't really like when they take our personal books to school because I do not want them to loose them. He wrote his name in it and off to school it went. When he got off the bus he was so excited to tell me what chapter he was on.
A few days later I see the book upstairs and put it in the closet on the book shelf. A couple of days pass and Jonah is wanting to finish it. I tell him where it is, he looks and it is NOT there. Of course it is, mommy put it there and mommy knows where EVERYTHING is at ALL times!
Folks... its NOT there! Maybe, I did not put it on the shelf, maybe my prego brain is taking over. I tore the house up for three days looking for the book, under beds, furniture, cushions, behind whatever has a behind or underneath and in every basket and between every book on the shelf. The book was MIA. I asked if he had taken it to school and if it was in his desk. He kept saying he did not take it back to school. I checked backpacks, asked Luke and nope, he had not seen it either!
Finally after Jonah had a few meltdowns and I had turned the house upside down I went and bought another copy. He had to finish at this point. I felt so bad so I went and paid the $8 for another one.
I kid you not... two days later the original book WITH JONAH'S NAME IN IT was in Luke's backpack! I could have thumped him in the head!
So that night Jonah decides to finish the book, he is on the last chapter and wants to finish. He read a few pages and then asked Justin to finish for him. Meanwhile I was listening to Luke read on his bed. My mind wondered and I was listening to Justin read a few words and could not believe what I was hearing come out of his mouth! Justin was obviously not paying attention to what he was reading because I stopped him and told him to reread in his head what he had just read!
You can see in the picture below...
"He scared the crap out of me. He was shouting about the end of the world and locusts with human faces and how I was going to burn in hell. and he was going nuts. But not as nuts as Mrs. Tharp went. "You'll consider it? YOU'LL CONSIDER IT? Well, pardon my French, but you can CONSIDER kissing my butt."
WHAT??? What have I let my child read? He had SEVEN more pages to go until he finished the book! I can only imagine what the rest of the book has in it. I am scared to read it. I took it away and did not let him finish, although would it really matter if I did?
Not one of my finest parenting moments...