JONAH MORTON!!! I could...

Let me set the scene... we are in the last week of school, Justin is out of town and it is a little after TEN PM and I am in bed watching TV about to go to sleep. Jonah walks in and says, "mom, I forgot I need to take a couple of things to school tomorrow and handed me a list. Should not be hard... right? WRONG! The list is below: Pre cut 1/2 inch diameter foam pipe 30 cm long Duct tape 3 12cm strips of duct tape string 90cm 3 rubber bands small binder clip index card 7.5 cm by 12.5cm BECAUSE EVERYONE HAS THIS STUFF ON HAND!!! I start digging through drawers and getting stuff that I MIGHT have laying around, string, index card (which I made Jonah measure and cut because we did not have one), rubber bands and small binder clip. I figure if he had half the supplies it was better than none. because I am an AWESOME MOM (maybe when he reads this when he is older he will see just how awesome I really am) he should be grateful be...