boys say the funniest things

On the way home from picking Jonah up from school today this is the conversation the boys had.

Jonah: What if you took a sucker and put it in your armpit and then ate it

Luke: Yea, what if you took a sucker and put it in the grass, on a dog and on a life guards chest.

Mommy: What Luke? Why a life guards chest?

Luke: Because they don't wear shirts and they have a hairy chest.

I about busted a gut!