To whom it may concern,
It's a typical morning at The Morton house, the boys got dressed, ate breakfast and packed their bags. As I am getting dressed I look at Jonah and think to myself... his shorts look really big, almost ridiculous big. Did I buy the wrong size? I know I got a 8/10 and thats what he wears, were they marked wrong? Luke has one size smaller and I know they would not fit Jonah. I let it pass and continue what I was doing.
It's now 7:00 and time to head to the bus stop. I was walking behind the boys and just could not let it go! I finally asked Jonah to stop and I said, "are your shorts pulled up"? The look on his face answered for me even before he smirked and pulled his shirt up!
I was mortified, speechless and even thought about counting to 10 before speaking or yelling, but could not yell, it's 7:00 am and the entire neighborhood would hear my screeching, I did not want to scare anyone for crying out loud!
I told him ABSOLUTELY NOT (in a kind, calm and low voice and maybe a little chuckle) and he was NOT to do that and he could get in trouble if he did that at school!
Are you ready? Sit down folks... because what my son, Jonah Patrick Morton was doing was "saggin'".
As I came to the medics had smelling salts under my nose saying, "Mrs. Morton, are you alright?". OK, so that part didn't really happen but it could have!
For those hand full of people who actually read my blog most likely remember Jonah used to wear his pants up under is his armpits WITH his shirt tucked it!
Signed One Horrified Mother
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