If You Were An iTouch Where Would You Be?

Buckle up folks because I am going to toot my own horn!! When someone looses something they come to momma! If I have not seen what "it" is I will give them a few ideas of where to look. I have about a 99.9% success rate.

Sooooooooo, yesterday Luke had his iTouch on the couch upstairs. Cousins came over to play and after they left Luke could not find it. I went up and looked and had no luck. I find EVERYTHING! But not this time.

I was determined to find it. Every cushion was removed and I stuck my hand in the deepest, darkest cracks filling my finger nails with I do not even know what! I did find a handful of goodies and I really wish to never speak of again! If you are ever over and something falls in the cracks of my couch... DO NOT stick your hand down there!!! You have been warned.

So, after all the cushion removal, crack exploring and going through every toy bin and all bedrooms, drawers and EVERYTHING FIVE times... NOTHING. For those of you who know me, it was killing me. I had to find it.

I called Aunt Kelly to ask her to ask her kids if they had seen it when they were here and Ben said he saw it on Sophia's bed, Caroline saw Jonah with it by the book shelf.

Bed time...

Morning... Again look everywhere! Nothing!
I have a stack of returns and exchanges from Christmas so I decided I better make a list. I walk over to the bar where my stack is and I hear an alert... An alert I know all too well. The alert you here from an iTouch! It was RIGHT THERE. I heard it!!!!!! It was not Jonah's because his is upstairs... So the panic sets in and I start looking ALL around me. MOMMA FOUND IT!!! I am yelling up to Luke like a fool, telling him to look what I found! WooHoo!

Now that it is found, I will scrub my nails, vacuum out the cracks in the furniture and carry on!